Geekification step 1
- What’s the first step to being a geek? Glasses.
- How do you dress to make people view you as a professional? Office-lady look with glasses.
- What do glasses give an element of? Trust.
- If your client trusts you, you get… Money.
- So if you want big money, you go spend a little sum on? Glasses.
Female Geek Essentials
I in fact have 20/20 eyesight but these framed glasses seem to be “teh fashion” right now. I just had to get a pair after seeing Amber with hers.
Well, it’s fake. The glasses are just plain clear plastic, I got it from a jewellery store where they were selling sunglasses and it costed $20 NZD. My friends think I’m nuts but my sister, also with 20/20 eyesight, likes them too and wore them to hospital yesterday so she’d look more “pro” as well.
I’m blogging with my flash new glasses on but they actually… Make my world look… Small and… Framed…
And unfortunately, sometimes it gives me gigantic eyes so to avoid that I have to constantly smile so my eyes become smaller. All in all, it’s for a good deed, and here’s my theory:
Glasses >> Geek >> “Pro” Image >> Trust >> Money.
*drools*
