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Failure made the climax of my day

31 March 2008, 10:43 pm. View comments. Filed under Internet, Miscellaneous, Personal.

I thought all grown males (at least through the Internet) would have become accustomed to such scenes under their own volition over their high school years? But perhaps modern males have not failed that far—yet.

A couple of years ago, searching "failure" in Google would produce something along the lines of George Bush for the first result. Today, though George Bush no longer grins back at the first instance as Google thinks "failure", the fun has not just yet ended.

Not far down the Google search results page for failure...

Google search result: www.failure.org

Me: *eyes brighten up* OoOoOoOoh
Boyfriend: Don't click it...
Me: *clicks*
...
*watches boyfriend run for his life (literally)*
*LOL*

Three hours later... That mischievous boyfriend of mine decided to pull the prank on his friends. So there I was, tapping f-a-i-l-u-r-e-dot-o-r-g into the address bar on Jason's laptop. But four guys at the table, and none of them wanted to tap the final "Enter" key. Eventually, Jason's own finger triggered the last step of the prank.

Before the page was fully loaded, one of the guys shut the lid of the laptop at the sight of... Mmm. Well, and there we were, a group of psycho-maniacs ROFL-ing at lime green and crap.

42 Comments »

  1. Vera. 31 March 2008, 11:08 pm

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    To click or not to click.... considering that I am currently at work, I think I'll pass for now. Tsk tsk naughty Rilla!

  2. Chien Yee. 31 March 2008, 11:09 pm

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    I clicked it x_X and nooo~ You robbed me of my innocence as well *cries* Why am I getting exposed anyways? :P

  3. Rilla. 31 March 2008, 11:11 pm

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    Dammit Vera! I clicked while I was in uni knowing they're able to track all our Internet activities!

  4. Amanda. 31 March 2008, 11:13 pm

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    I thought I was familiar with male genitalia, but I can't even <em>tell</em> what that's supposed to be....

  5. Chien Yee. 31 March 2008, 11:17 pm

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    Bwoh Rilla :P You'd better hope that no one knows that it's you or else... *lists dangers*

  6. Amber. 31 March 2008, 11:30 pm

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    Argh, Rilla. I shall not click! LOL @ you clicking on it whilst at Uni though — my school tracks our internet activity too. If the site we aren't supposed to be on isn't already blocked then it becomes so, and we get a "talking to". :P

  7. Malin. 31 March 2008, 11:42 pm

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    Damnit, I clicked it! :P And my comment is: EW! :P

  8. Tracey. 1 April 2008, 12:17 am

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    ...I clicked. GAH!!!!

    I will never have my interest piqued by one of your tweets again!!!

  9. Aisling. 1 April 2008, 12:24 am

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    OMGDISGUST!!! Ewewew. It's gonna be ingrained in my mind ALL DAY.

  10. Emsz. 1 April 2008, 1:46 am

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    That's quite disgusting :P I'd never click it at school though, plus it'd already be blocked before it could open, due to the amount of naughty words on the page :P

  11. Vera. 1 April 2008, 3:01 am

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    Rilla, the description gave a fair idea of what I might see, so I refrained. Have still not clicked (seeing as I'm still at work :P )

  12. Mei Zhu. 1 April 2008, 3:55 am

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    D: *scarred for life*...

  13. Seth. 1 April 2008, 5:46 am

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    You know, I think I'm not going to click it. I'm tempted, but I've seen Tubgirl, Goatse, 2 Girls 1 Cup and lemonparty. I've had my mettle tested, and I've managed to block them out. Mostly.

  14. Skye. 1 April 2008, 5:51 am

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    You got my curiosity up. I wanted to click and I didn't want to click.

    So I clicked.

    I thought it would be something more horrific... I'm disappointed. o_O

  15. Hev. 1 April 2008, 6:26 am

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    That was simply disgusting. Shame shame Rilla. You shouldn't shock your poor boyfriend like that, lol.

  16. Tracy. 1 April 2008, 7:53 am

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    *comesbackfrompuking* GROSS!!!! What are you surfing?!?!?!? :P

  17. Ramsha. 1 April 2008, 8:02 am

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    How do you find these things?! It's entirely amazing how people come across these things. And judging from the comments, I'm better off not clicking the link. Yay for self-control.

  18. Cindy. 1 April 2008, 9:25 am

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    *dead*

  19. Kaylee. 1 April 2008, 10:26 am

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    Ewww! I can't believe I clicked that. I knew I shouldn't, but I couldn't resist! And of course, I was so traumatized, it took me a few seconds to find the 'x' button :(

    Some Google search results always manage to amuse me, though... Just not that one!

  20. Tharticus. 1 April 2008, 11:15 am

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    Wow. Never expected that. O.o That I meant the image itself. What really piped my interest is why would that person in that mind so disgusting would show it on the internet? Rather almost than that disgusting video of 2girls1cup video. Now would you excuse me, I gotta go puke/vomit. *Talks to self: "I can't believe I just clicked onto that link..."

  21. Alex. 1 April 2008, 1:01 pm

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    Well, my friend was at my house while I was reading this blog and unfortunately he clicked it...

    I've been blinded. Whatever youthful innocence I possessed has been destroyed. Thanks a lot Rilla. :cry:

  22. Rilla. 1 April 2008, 3:30 pm

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    Lmao I love you guys xD

  23. Jessica. 1 April 2008, 3:44 pm

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    I wasn't going to click but I just couldn't help myself. I had to see what the big deal was. I'm sorry that I clicked it. I thought if I scrolled down then it would tell me what the hell was with that picture but no. It was just more pictures. Gross.

  24. Jordan. 1 April 2008, 4:49 pm

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    All the hype in the comments has persuaded me in looking at this..

    /goes off to look

    Wow.. Okay.. Actually, I bet any money that someone got that picture off of BMEZine. BME is where all the mentally unstable sworm to, to show off their latest amputation, dick chopping, eyeball piercing, etc.

    :'( Your post is going to love Google ;P

  25. Lene. 1 April 2008, 5:24 pm

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    OMG I clicked and I think I'm now blind. Thanks Rilla!

  26. Xuan. 1 April 2008, 8:15 pm

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Oh MAN I totally ROFLed at that, that's hilariously grotesque. Lol @ your boyfriend's cautiousness. :P

  27. Chantelle. 2 April 2008, 6:31 pm

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    I clicked. I hardly know what it is that I just saw, but it was not pleasant! *cries*

  28. Faye. 2 April 2008, 8:45 pm

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    I'm about to clic.. Er.. my dad's here. So I shall not click it. (yet) xD

  29. Summa. 3 April 2008, 12:17 pm

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    so is that what you do when you have free time?

    kinda starting to feel like davey...

    oh btw, talking about davey, i bet he won't care and just look down... lol

    did he every show you his list of weird sites?

  30. Rilla. 3 April 2008, 1:19 pm

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    ^ You bet he did! Plus sending his weird pictures.

  31. Yara. 3 April 2008, 3:28 pm

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    That link was on Snark and I pressed it...wrong idea :(. I ended up clearing the whole search history off of my computer, that's how scarred I am :P. I will never be the same ever again that's for sure!

  32. Rilla. 3 April 2008, 4:01 pm

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    ^ Lol I'm sure it wasn't that bad! Yeah Lene was blinded after reading this post and decided to go off polluting other Snarkers. ^^

  33. Maggie. 4 April 2008, 9:51 pm

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    Lol... I'm curious but.... I don't want to be robbed of my pure innocence. Lmao..

    Hmm... best not to.

    Self control, self control, self control...

  34. Maggie. 4 April 2008, 9:59 pm

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    Lol... I'm curious but.... I don't want to be robbed of my pure innocence. Lmao..

    Hmm... best not to.

    Self control, self control, self control...

  35. ForteXIV. 6 April 2008, 12:15 am

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    omg... that was the one most disturbing thing I have ever seen... this year.
    you should consider putting a NSFW or a 18+ tag on this post >.>

    ... I'm gonna have nightmares now......

  36. Amanda. 6 April 2008, 1:35 pm

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    oh MAN, why why WHY did i click it?! Curiosity got the better of me :|
    wtf IS that thing?!

  37. Jess. 6 April 2008, 2:22 pm

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    LOLOL after looking at these comments now I have an urge to see exactly what it is, but also I'm a bit worried. I'll probably not look at it, I've seen enough of these things. Lemon-party, swollentip, 2 girls 1 cup anyone? Haha. ><

  38. Eina. 6 April 2008, 7:01 pm

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    Ehhhhh.... what is that supposed to be? Wait... do I really want to know? ><

  39. cecelia. 7 April 2008, 12:57 am

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    EW! the only thing that could possibly have made that worse is if you were actually able to see what it was!

  40. Belinda. 8 April 2008, 3:13 am

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    Eh, I'm not too phased by the picture (I've seen too much of the internets, thanks, rotten.com for ruining my teen years!) but I'm just confused to what's going on in the picture. What's that string thing he's holding in his right hand?

  41. Kaisa. 8 April 2008, 3:18 am

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    Eww. I'm scarred for life :'(

  42. Crystal. 8 April 2008, 11:51 am

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    I'm not clicking! I'm not clicking! I'm not clicking!

    Gahh the little voices in my head are telling me to click x.x

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