Failure made the climax of my day
31 March 2008, 10:43 pm. View comments. Filed under Internet, Miscellaneous, Personal.
I thought all grown males (at least through the Internet) would have become accustomed to such scenes under their own volition over their high school years? But perhaps modern males have not failed that far—yet.
A couple of years ago, searching "failure" in Google would produce something along the lines of George Bush for the first result. Today, though George Bush no longer grins back at the first instance as Google thinks "failure", the fun has not just yet ended.
Not far down the Google search results page for failure...
Me: *eyes brighten up* OoOoOoOoh
Boyfriend: Don't click it...
Me: *clicks*
...
*watches boyfriend run for his life (literally)*
*LOL*
Three hours later... That mischievous boyfriend of mine decided to pull the prank on his friends. So there I was, tapping f-a-i-l-u-r-e-dot-o-r-g into the address bar on Jason's laptop. But four guys at the table, and none of them wanted to tap the final "Enter" key. Eventually, Jason's own finger triggered the last step of the prank.
Before the page was fully loaded, one of the guys shut the lid of the laptop at the sight of... Mmm. Well, and there we were, a group of psycho-maniacs ROFL-ing at lime green and crap.
42 Comments »
-
I clicked it x_X and nooo~ You robbed me of my innocence as well *cries* Why am I getting exposed anyways?
-
Dammit Vera! I clicked while I was in uni knowing they're able to track all our Internet activities!
-
I thought I was familiar with male genitalia, but I can't even <em>tell</em> what that's supposed to be....
-
Bwoh Rilla
You'd better hope that no one knows that it's you or else... *lists dangers* -
Argh, Rilla. I shall not click! LOL @ you clicking on it whilst at Uni though — my school tracks our internet activity too. If the site we aren't supposed to be on isn't already blocked then it becomes so, and we get a "talking to".
-
Damnit, I clicked it!
And my comment is: EW! -
...I clicked. GAH!!!!
I will never have my interest piqued by one of your tweets again!!! -
OMGDISGUST!!! Ewewew. It's gonna be ingrained in my mind ALL DAY.
-
That's quite disgusting
I'd never click it at school though, plus it'd already be blocked before it could open, due to the amount of naughty words on the page -
Rilla, the description gave a fair idea of what I might see, so I refrained. Have still not clicked (seeing as I'm still at work
) -
D: *scarred for life*...
-
You know, I think I'm not going to click it. I'm tempted, but I've seen Tubgirl, Goatse, 2 Girls 1 Cup and lemonparty. I've had my mettle tested, and I've managed to block them out. Mostly.
-
You got my curiosity up. I wanted to click and I didn't want to click.
So I clicked.
I thought it would be something more horrific... I'm disappointed. o_O -
That was simply disgusting. Shame shame Rilla. You shouldn't shock your poor boyfriend like that, lol.
-
*comesbackfrompuking* GROSS!!!! What are you surfing?!?!?!?
-
How do you find these things?! It's entirely amazing how people come across these things. And judging from the comments, I'm better off not clicking the link. Yay for self-control.
-
*dead*
-
Ewww! I can't believe I clicked that. I knew I shouldn't, but I couldn't resist! And of course, I was so traumatized, it took me a few seconds to find the 'x' button
Some Google search results always manage to amuse me, though... Just not that one! -
Wow. Never expected that. O.o That I meant the image itself. What really piped my interest is why would that person in that mind so disgusting would show it on the internet? Rather almost than that disgusting video of 2girls1cup video. Now would you excuse me, I gotta go puke/vomit. *Talks to self: "I can't believe I just clicked onto that link..."
-
Well, my friend was at my house while I was reading this blog and unfortunately he clicked it...
I've been blinded. Whatever youthful innocence I possessed has been destroyed. Thanks a lot Rilla.
-
Lmao I love you guys xD
-
I wasn't going to click but I just couldn't help myself. I had to see what the big deal was. I'm sorry that I clicked it. I thought if I scrolled down then it would tell me what the hell was with that picture but no. It was just more pictures. Gross.
-
All the hype in the comments has persuaded me in looking at this..
/goes off to look
Wow.. Okay.. Actually, I bet any money that someone got that picture off of BMEZine. BME is where all the mentally unstable sworm to, to show off their latest amputation, dick chopping, eyeball piercing, etc.
:'( Your post is going to love Google ;P -
OMG I clicked and I think I'm now blind. Thanks Rilla!
-
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Oh MAN I totally ROFLed at that, that's hilariously grotesque. Lol @ your boyfriend's cautiousness.
-
I clicked. I hardly know what it is that I just saw, but it was not pleasant! *cries*
-
I'm about to clic.. Er.. my dad's here. So I shall not click it. (yet) xD
-
so is that what you do when you have free time?
kinda starting to feel like davey...
oh btw, talking about davey, i bet he won't care and just look down... lol
did he every show you his list of weird sites? -
^ You bet he did! Plus sending his weird pictures.
-
That link was on Snark and I pressed it...wrong idea
. I ended up clearing the whole search history off of my computer, that's how scarred I am . I will never be the same ever again that's for sure! -
^ Lol I'm sure it wasn't that bad! Yeah Lene was blinded after reading this post and decided to go off polluting other Snarkers.
-
Lol... I'm curious but.... I don't want to be robbed of my pure innocence. Lmao..
Hmm... best not to.
Self control, self control, self control... -
Lol... I'm curious but.... I don't want to be robbed of my pure innocence. Lmao..
Hmm... best not to.
Self control, self control, self control... -
omg... that was the one most disturbing thing I have ever seen... this year.
you should consider putting a NSFW or a 18+ tag on this post
... I'm gonna have nightmares now...... -
oh MAN, why why WHY did i click it?! Curiosity got the better of me :|
wtf IS that thing?! -
LOLOL after looking at these comments now I have an urge to see exactly what it is, but also I'm a bit worried. I'll probably not look at it, I've seen enough of these things. Lemon-party, swollentip, 2 girls 1 cup anyone? Haha. ><
-
Ehhhhh.... what is that supposed to be? Wait... do I really want to know?
-
EW! the only thing that could possibly have made that worse is if you were actually able to see what it was!
-
Eh, I'm not too phased by the picture (I've seen too much of the internets, thanks, rotten.com for ruining my teen years!) but I'm just confused to what's going on in the picture. What's that string thing he's holding in his right hand?
-
Eww. I'm scarred for life :'(
-
I'm not clicking! I'm not clicking! I'm not clicking!
Gahh the little voices in my head are telling me to click x.x
Leave a Comment
Your email will not be displayed. Sign up at Gravatar to have your own globally recognized avatar.
To click or not to click.... considering that I am currently at work, I think I'll pass for now. Tsk tsk naughty Rilla!