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Romance in Uni: The Truth

Categorised as Writings & tagged with love, opinions.

Don’t you just love being single? You can play, all you want, with one guy, two guys, three girls, four girls. And no one has the right to come bite your head off afterwards.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you think coming to uni means more/bigger fish in the sea, I tell you: you’re wrong!

There are three types of good looking guys in uni:

• Taken
• Bum
• Gay

And three types of good looking girls in uni:

• Taken
• Thick make-up i.e. they’re actually not good looking
• Smoke-addict

So then you wish for the un-single good looking people to break-up. You wait… and you wait. Cause you have that wonderful virtue of patience! Then…

Holy shit. In disbelief, you rub your eyes, it’s still “single”! You refresh the page to make sure, and…

… Fuck where’s the “Dislike” button?

Sorry guys, limited edition items are high in demand. You gotta get it FAST! If you can’t be fast, be FASTER!

But then you tell me, “goddammit bitch stop being so super­fi­cial! It’s about the per­son­al­ity!”

Well I’ll tell you what. When you’re amongst that sea of unknown people, you can just dream on if you wish to identify the people with good per­son­al­ity. They don’t create per­son­al­ity tags you can sew to your jumper to show off to everyone. ‘Unique’ per­son­al­ity is the newest BS. You’re just like everyone else and everyone else is just like you.

I fell down the stairs at uni at least three times in the first week of this semester. Not a single person came around to ask if I was ok or helped me pick my books up. Try finding someone with good personality.

<?php
$search=mysql_query("SELECT COUNT(*) FROM `people` WHERE
	`education` = 'uni' AND
	`status` = 'single' AND
	`personality` = 'good'
"); // find the number of results matching above specifications
$result=mysql_fetch_rows($search);
echo $result[0]; // display the number
?>

Above code generates the output: 0.

When you fail to dif­fer­en­ti­ate those with good per­son­al­ity from those with bad per­son­al­ity, you neces­sar­ily go for first impres­sion. In such cir­cum­stances unless you’re blind, first impres­sion is most probably looks. We live in a super­fi­cial world, I’m sorry to say.

If you have found your beloved someone, con­grat­u­la­tions. I bless you.

If you haven’t and you’re waiting on oppor­tun­it­ies in uni, you’ll need a whole jar of luck. You can buy it from wildx.org for just $599 $299 each. Cash only. While stocks last.

Oh and… If you’re not inter­ested in finding romance in uni, why did you just read all this? You need a life. Srsly.

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