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Amanda: Boobs Not Found
27 February 2008, 11:10 pm. 16 Comments. Filed under Internet, Personal.
My site has been acting up recently by showing itself fine to everyone else but me. While my friends were seeing it fine, I get a bam!
So I met that rapist with Emily today at Auckland City. And just like my website, on Amanda it was "Boobs Not Found". It was a fun day except for the case of the missing boobies.
No seriously. A black dress to hide her G-or-something cups was simply not on.
She was supposed to pay $17 for four kiwi bird souvenirs, but she managed to charm the shop assistant who ended up charging her $13. Emily on the left was trying very hard not to blink at the camera. 
During lunch, Miss Rapist stole my cellphone and interrogated rang my boyfriend. I think she scared him. 
But LOL at Amanda's Aussie accent all day. "Wun, two, three, four, five, seex, ..." "Feesh 'n' cheeps".
I still feel gutted about not seeing them grand boobies. She refused to try other clothes on too. I am dissatisfied! But... Upon parting we decided we're going to hit the UK in 2009.
A possible pedo/rapist/blah!@#$%
24 February 2008, 7:25 pm. 19 Comments. Filed under Internet, Web-related.
In my life so far I've met up with one person from the Internet. It was risky, but I had close male friends accompany me at first and they remained close by so I felt reasonably safe.
This coming week, it's seeing Amanda. Who knows, her photos could be fake and she could be a weird pedo/rapist/murderer/psycho-maniac. If she's any of those, I'll let you know. Actually, if she's any of those, I wouldn't live to let you know. Oh but she's seeing Nellie first tomorrow so I'll wait and see if Nellie poofs into thin air.
On the condition that I'm still safe after this daunting "date" with Amanda, I might get the chance to meet more bloggers in the future. So please just let me know right now if you're a pedo/rapist/blah!@#$%.
To stay safe, I guess I'll try and find a taser or pepper spray before I see Amanda. But knowing her, I know that if I "accidentally" use it on her I'll get bitch slapped.
Who are bloggers in real life?
2 December 2007, 2:00 pm. 17 Comments. Filed under Web-related.
What type(s) of people hang on the Internet? Who in the world would own websites not for the sake of commercial work? Why would anyone blog about his/her personal life and who the heck reads?
When people in real life hear about me blogging, their expressions tell me they're probably expecting something along the lines of the typical heaps-of-pink-and-glitter blah. But after the select few proceed to my website, it's the whole "Did you do this by yourself?" "Yeah." From here onwards, I'm seen as a no-life web geek who's going to fail her exams—until I actually don't. It's weird, because there's that whole bunch of young bloggers here and there who are apparently top students here and there. Now we're all just no-life web geeks. You could argue that geeks are perfectly fine (as they are), but I do actually have a life.
I don't like the tone certain "friends" use when they say: "What are you up to in the holidays? Doing your websites again?" Yes, yes, to those crazy binging party-girls, I'm just a boring loner who refuses to skateboard across busy roads and would rather do part-time work or sit at my computer during the holidays. But when I do have a choice, of course I would ditch the web for some fun day-out with better friends.
So who are we bloggers in real life? According to those parents of mine who still have their minds stuck in the 20th century, people who roam on the web are either slackers, pedophiles, rapists... or all of them. As for me, I am who I am and I'm none of those (only a bit of a procrastinator which I wouldn't quite classify as a slacker yet).
Are you content with your image amongst the offline ignorant around you? But who are you in real life? If you really are a rapist, well, I wouldn't know until you try to rape me. So before then, you can be who you claim to be—just another blogger like me who has a life to blog about.
