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Law School Beauty Pageant 2008

Categorised as School & tagged with beauty, funny, guys, law.

You guys are weak! Talk about being blinded and scarred by the last post! Well hey, for the more con­ser­vat­ive of you, you won’t like this post either. But trust me, it’s nothing like watching it live three steps away from you.

Here’s some eye-candy from our Law School Beauty Pageant 2008 while at camp. Let’s roll out the contestants!

Sizzling, sizzling hot hour. Pole dance, lap dance, air humping… This is what it means to be part of the Auckland Law School. I have trouble imagining any of them as a famous barrister or judge ten years into the future though.

Failure made the climax of my day

Categorised as Internet & tagged with funny, Internet, sex.

I thought all grown males (at least through the Internet) would have become accus­tomed to such scenes under their own volition over their high school years? But perhaps modern males have not failed that far–yet.

A couple of years ago, searching “failure” in Google would produce something along the lines of George Bush for the first result. Today, though George Bush no longer grins back at the first instance as Google thinks “failure”, the fun has not just yet ended.

Not far down the Google search results page for failure…

At the time, this result was about 4th top.

Me: *eyes brighten up* OoOoOoOoh

Boyfriend: Don’t click it…

Me: *clicks*

…

*watches boyfriend run for his life (literally)*

*LOL*

Three hours later… That mis­chiev­ous boyfriend of mine decided to pull the prank on his friends. So there I was, tapping f-a-i-l-u-r-e-dot-o-r-g into the address bar on J‘s laptop. But four guys at the table, and none of them wanted to tap the final “Enter” key. Even­tu­ally, Jason’s own finger triggered the last step of the prank.

Before the page was fully loaded, one of the guys shut the lid of the laptop at the sight of… Mmm. Well, and there we were, a group of psycho-maniacs ROFL-ing at lime green and crap.

Well, Happy Valentines Day

Categorised as Romance & tagged with celebration, funny, love.

In case you’re wondering, I didn’t come up with that.

But oh look there are more: If Valentines Day Cards Were Honest. So if you receive or have already received a Valentines Day card that seems too sweet to be true, it is.

Happy Valentines Day!