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My life is complete

Categorised as Personal, School, Work & tagged with beauty, body, fitness, health, love, relationships, uni, work.

At least for the next few years.

Aca­dem­ic­ally, my grades have improved a whole lot over the past year since I started dating Stephen. I totally disproved the traditional-Asian-parents theory that boyfriend = dis­trac­tion = fail grades. I’ve also sorted out the rest of my papers in uni and will graduate in just half a year!

After gradu­ation, I have a job lined up for me. I’ve worked part time there for the past two years and did not want to leave. For­tu­nately, my boss did not want me to either.

For years I hoped and hoped for a long-term rela­tion­ship that would last for at least a year. I’ve reached that goal and just based on the fact that Stephen has gotten me an iPod and a Wii so far for these two Christ­mases I think I made an awesome choice.

And now… just one most chal­len­ging goal: sexy body.

It’s so easy to gain weight working full time in an office with a boss that loves food just as much as I do. So what I’m starting to do now is:

• Working out or going swimming just about once every other day;
• Home exercises almost every night; and
• Reduce con­sump­tion of fatty, oily and sugary foods.

I have to look good for my sister’s wedding in November next year! Any tips from anyone who has been there and done that?

Romance in Uni: The Truth

Categorised as Writings & tagged with love, opinions.

Don’t you just love being single? You can play, all you want, with one guy, two guys, three girls, four girls. And no one has the right to come bite your head off afterwards.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you think coming to uni means more/bigger fish in the sea, I tell you: you’re wrong!

There are three types of good looking guys in uni:

• Taken
• Bum
• Gay

And three types of good looking girls in uni:

• Taken
• Thick make-up i.e. they’re actually not good looking
• Smoke-addict

So then you wish for the un-single good looking people to break-up. You wait… and you wait. Cause you have that wonderful virtue of patience! Then…

Holy shit. In disbelief, you rub your eyes, it’s still “single”! You refresh the page to make sure, and…

… Fuck where’s the “Dislike” button?

Sorry guys, limited edition items are high in demand. You gotta get it FAST! If you can’t be fast, be FASTER!

But then you tell me, “goddammit bitch stop being so super­fi­cial! It’s about the per­son­al­ity!”

Well I’ll tell you what. When you’re amongst that sea of unknown people, you can just dream on if you wish to identify the people with good per­son­al­ity. They don’t create per­son­al­ity tags you can sew to your jumper to show off to everyone. ‘Unique’ per­son­al­ity is the newest BS. You’re just like everyone else and everyone else is just like you.

I fell down the stairs at uni at least three times in the first week of this semester. Not a single person came around to ask if I was ok or helped me pick my books up. Try finding someone with good personality.

<?php
$search=mysql_query("SELECT COUNT(*) FROM `people` WHERE
	`education` = 'uni' AND
	`status` = 'single' AND
	`personality` = 'good'
"); // find the number of results matching above specifications
$result=mysql_fetch_rows($search);
echo $result[0]; // display the number
?>

Above code generates the output: 0.

When you fail to dif­fer­en­ti­ate those with good per­son­al­ity from those with bad per­son­al­ity, you neces­sar­ily go for first impres­sion. In such cir­cum­stances unless you’re blind, first impres­sion is most probably looks. We live in a super­fi­cial world, I’m sorry to say.

If you have found your beloved someone, con­grat­u­la­tions. I bless you.

If you haven’t and you’re waiting on oppor­tun­it­ies in uni, you’ll need a whole jar of luck. You can buy it from wildx.org for just $599 $299 each. Cash only. While stocks last.

Oh and… If you’re not inter­ested in finding romance in uni, why did you just read all this? You need a life. Srsly.

Well, Happy Valentines Day

Categorised as Romance & tagged with celebration, funny, love.

In case you’re wondering, I didn’t come up with that.

But oh look there are more: If Valentines Day Cards Were Honest. So if you receive or have already received a Valentines Day card that seems too sweet to be true, it is.

Happy Valentines Day!